Shattered Kingdoms

There's so much sarcasm here I don't know how to keep track anymore.

Man, there he goes again taking another potshot at Orac. Orac is seriously the most mature person in the world, the way he just smiles and nods at your dumb [REDACTED], Edoras, all the while you keep making yourself look like a fool on the internets. Seriously, your unprovoked attacks against Orac have been so one-sided that you have consistently looked like the smaller man next to his glory. Your posts are riddled with sarcastic jabs at the man, but he repeatedly ignores your illegitimate barbs and stays respectful, never returning the shots.



Skimming sometimes has disastrous consequences.

I liked Turon. I think the player brings something good to the game. Thanks for that.

Horatian Satire will always find a home in my heart!

What a cheeky bastard Turon was.

I didn't read most of this thread, but based purely upon the statements in the original post, it sounds like you suck too much at PvP to make a character designed for PvP, Edoras. You seem to have made a number of foolish decisions and then blamed your failures on the code, and the fact that other people make better strategic decisions than you do.

Everybody makes mistakes
Everybody has those days
Everybody knows what, what' I'm talkin' 'bout
Everybody gets that way

Sometimes I'm in a jam
I've gotta make a plan
It might be crazy
I do it anyway

No way to know for sure
I figure out a cure
I'm patchin' up the holes
But then it overflows

If I'm not doin' too well
Why be so hard on myself?

Nobody's perfect
I gotta work it
Again and again
'Til I get it right

Nobody's perfect
You live and you learn it
And if I mess it up sometimes
Nobody's perfect

Sometimes I work a scheme
But then it flips on me
Doesn't turn out how I planned
Gets stuck in quicksand

But no problem can't be solved
Once I get involved
I try to be delicate
Then crash right into it

But my intentions are good, yeah yeah yeah
Sometimes just misunderstood

Nobody's perfect
I gotta work it
Again and again
'Til I get it right

Nobody's perfect
You live and you learn it
And if I mess it up sometimes

Nobody's perfect
I gotta work it
I know in time I'll find a way
Nobody's perfect

Sometimes I fix things up
And they fall apart again
Nobody's perfect
I know I mix things up
But I always get it right in the end
You know I do

Next time you feel like
It's just one of those days
When you just can't seem to win
If things don't turn out the way you planned
Figure something else out
Don't stay down, try again, yeah!

Nobody's perfect
I gotta work it
Again and again
'Til I get it right

Nobody's perfect
You live and you learn it
And if I mess it up sometimes

Nobody's perfect
I gotta work it
I know in time I'll find a way

Nobody's perfect
You live and you learn it
'Cause everybody makes mistakes
Nobody's perfect

<3 <3 <3
RIP KNIGHTLORD

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grep...no

Rage deletion is for pussies.

Well, this sucks. You could always be sure that when Turon was on, there was going to be a fight. Either he was going to bring one to Taslamar, or later on Sith'a'niel. often regardless of the odds; or team light + gray would eventually pull up enough numbers to roll over Menegroth. Either way, people were going to die, and Kirken was usually left holding the short end of the enchant stick when it was over.

Turon was a blast to play with. I can't wait to see your next in action. Jerinx, I feel fairly certain that you'll get your bogeyman back pretty soon.

He managed to be brave enough to get into evenly-squared matches when he could have easily stood back and hid, cunning enough to usually get out of them, and honorable enough to withhold the jlooting and other cheapisms that have become automatic for so much of the playerbase.

He was a ruthless, but respectful enemy and a loyal, but ambitious and demanding ally. I'm glad that SK and he enjoyed each other when they did, and I'm glad for the player's sake that he jumped off the sinking ship when he did.

Your character was an inspiration. I can think of nobody that Jorinthia respected as much, and seldom few characters in the history of the game that I so enjoyed. Thank you for sharing him with us.