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DeRashad · **Joined:** Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:31 am **Posts:** 139

B00ts wrote:

Well I guess your fat friends are not as coordinated as mine.

Chris Farley, the Great White Ninja. That man was limber. I rest my case.

Good point...

The Mighty Fluffball · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:42 pm

Fat people have some of the fastest reaction rates in the world. It's buried deep in their subconsciousnesses--all you have to do to trigger it is say the word "hamburger."

...okay, that was mean.

Ceinwyn · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:45 pm

Heh, well mean or not...you have it all wrong.

The trigger word is "Twinkie".

If you want a stampede, however...the trigger is "fried balony and twinkies"

The Mighty Fluffball · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:46 pm

This is the first afterlife thread I've ever read that's made me hungry.

Fepel Veiled · **Joined:** Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:53 am **Posts:** 1786

He was very well played and very memorable.

Kudos.

Gnimral · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:53 pm

Well I'm sad. I've known him through a lot of characters. Arylyn, Eamani, and Gnimral. Loved the guy through the first two, due to IC reasons hated him with the current. But the concept, I loved. He was fat. He was crude. He drank like hell.

TehResren · **Joined:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:55 pm **Posts:** 206

I was there when Rokki first came about with Tomlin, and I was there when Rokki kicked the bucket with Resren...right when we only had one mroe deep-elf to kill too, man Rokki, I'll miss ya old man, you better come back with another strong char.

mundufisen · **Posted:** Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:50 pm

DeRashad wrote:

Teh_Peso wrote:

Lakir wrote:

DeRashad wrote:

I never liked the idea of a fat guy bouncing around and dodging with high dex. I mean seriously, I have fat friends and they can't move for [REDACTED]! Let alone dodge a sword.

There is magic, isn't that a little more unrealistic?

He doesnt understand that Teronians own him.

OMG TERONIANS OWN ME. Yet again, grow up.

P.S. No Teronians have ever ganked my mains in my SK career, esp not Rokki. <3 Rokki.

I must be missing something here...Did me and peso not own Iorfidious or what ever his name is..IN teron? *shrugs*
Saying no teronians have pked you would be an absolute lie, but thats my opinion.

Anyways, I enjoyed interactions with rokki on a few of my chars. He was fun to be around and rped like a teronian should. GL with next :drunk:

Konge · **Posted:** Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:38 pm

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+Hate for stealing for my n00b.

Hear ye. That's about the only times I've interacted with Rokki. When he stole [REDACTED] from me and I had to get him back, or when he contacted me because he wanted to buy something.

lockdown2012 · **Joined:** Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:44 pm **Posts:** 242

The Mango's miss Rokki.
<3

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