oompaloompaDCLXVI@hotmail wrote:
Are you tired of all that RP?
Don't worry kids! Now there's a great new product from PKcorp called "Detect aura" (or DA) for just your problem!!
Do not be fooled by imitators and cheap knockoffs. Nothing beats quality, and nothing beats the original. New from OthetCorp, Detect PolyAura! Detect PolyAura will show
every aura that surrounds an entity. Such auras include, but are not limited to:
---Aura of Morality (Good vs. Evil)
---Aura of Punctiality (Early vs. Late)
---Aura of Reality (Real vs. Imaginary)
---Aura of Mentality (Dumb vs Smart)
---Aura of Municipality (Urban vs Rural)
---Aura of Frugality (Cheap vs Pricey)
---Aura of Mortality (Alive vs. Dead)
---Aura of Odorality (Smelly vs. Clean)
---Aura of Legality (Lawful vs Crook)
---Aura of Facistality (Normal vs Hitler)
---Aura of Raceality (Brown vs Board of Education)
---Aura of Horrorality (Freddy vs Jason)
---Aura of Modularity (Optimus Prime vs Megatron)
---Aura of Brutality (Tony Jaa vs Bruce Lee)
---Aura of Fatality (Raiden vs. Sub Zero)