Are you tired of all that RP? Getting sick of talking to people before you kill them? Are you just downright frustrated with having to ask people questions or observe their behavoir before deciding whether you like them or not? Is your trigger finger- You know, your "bash, bash, bash, take all corp, put all in backpack, take all corp, butcher corp, smirk" trigger- getting itchy?
Don't worry kids! Now there's a great new product from PKcorp called "Detect aura" (or DA) for just your problem!! No more days and nights hastling over a 'know alignment' spell, wasting your precious mana and concentration for a full alignment reading- if you're a priest or knight, that is!
"I don't know, PKcorp- this sounds a little fishy. Isn't that a bit too good to be true?" -Polly
Not at all, Sally! With our new and improved "Detect aura" (or DA) you can immediately divide each and every person you see into our three prescribed categories, "Ally," "Enemy," and "Lonely guy in the corner". There's no save against it, no way to subvert it- all you have to do, is look? You have eyes, don't you, Sally? *deep, hearty laugh*
"Wow! That sounds great, Bob! Where can I get Detect aura?"
For a limited time, you can try Detect Aura absolutely risk-free! If you don't like it, return it to your local distributor for a full money-back refund, guaranteed! Detect Aura can be found the potion isle of equipment shops near you!
"I tried Detect Aura, and it completely removed all the "roll playing" that I had to do before vicious, arbitrary beat-downs! I couldn't even call people 'filth' and demand 'repentance' without having to actually observe their actions or listen to them! This product has dramatically improved my life, and I know it can do the same for you!" - Sue
Detect Aura- It's like roleplay, but not!
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