Shattered Kingdoms

You chop a battlepriest's right elbow! A battlepriest howls in pain!
You chop a battlepriest's right arm, cutting muscle and bone!
You chop at a battlepriest's left arm, opening a big bleeding wound!
You chop a battlepriest's left arm, tearing flesh as if it were butter!
You chop a battlepriest's left elbow! A battlepriest howls in pain!
Sir Terramir screams and attacks!
Sir Terramir cleaves through your chest!
Your chest is ripped apart from massive damage!
Sir Terramir's cleave does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to you!
You have been KILLED!!

Uh...yea!